Vinyl's Crib
"Pokes the lion"

*holds you outside door in my car while driving and then drags your face on the ground while the car is going 70 mph*

Pokes the lion

*puts glass bottle in your mouth then slams your jaw shut so it shatters then I smash you over the head with a hammer*

"Considering a Tuna can is blunt. How exactly would it fuck my eye?" :33333

You just gotta use force plus the rust would make it jagged and rugged. I’m not a sadistic murder or torturer btw. NO BODY FOLLOWING ME GET THE WRONG IDEA!

Pokes the lion

*fucks your eye socket with a rusty tuna can until you bleed to death*

Put “pokes the lion” in my inbox and I’ll come up with a creative way to kill you.
ask-juke-hide:

vinyls-crib:

Meet Vinyl’s Caretaker when she was a foal. This is Scarlet Blade. She isn’t vinyl’s mother but vinyl thinks of her as one. 
She is a master of the sexual arts almost like a monk. She is very disciplined and nowhere near as crazy as vinyl. She will pleasure you though. To the point where you will probably be hypnotized by her. 

"It’s weird that she would be your caretaker. Isn’t that…strange? "

Why would it be weird? 

ask-juke-hide:

vinyls-crib:

Meet Vinyl’s Caretaker when she was a foal. This is Scarlet Blade. She isn’t vinyl’s mother but vinyl thinks of her as one. 

She is a master of the sexual arts almost like a monk. She is very disciplined and nowhere near as crazy as vinyl. She will pleasure you though. To the point where you will probably be hypnotized by her. 

"It’s weird that she would be your caretaker. Isn’t that…strange? "

Why would it be weird? 

"hehe y-yeah that ummm" Spectrum blushes and rubs the back of his head

*she sniffs again* Yes You were definitely close. 

There's no such thing as sexual art.

Yes there is! She knows all the ins and outs of sex! 

"And I am her little brother who can change gender with the pull of a tail" He says rather sarcastically and rudely

You must be new then…*she sniffs the air a bit* I smell her scent on you…you two have been close. 

"How come I never met this "Scarlet Blade"? Was this when you sold me to a witch?" Spectrum looks at her with a grumpy look on his face

*scarlet* I was vinyls caretaker when she was a foal. We just recently reestablished contact.